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[championoftime]

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[The Doctor faces the camera of his journal towards himself with a determined, serious expression. He holds up one finger.]

I've got quite a bit on my mind, and I'd prefer not to lose my temper... however-

[He turns it away, to show his TARDIS painted pink.]

I know the old girl wouldn't choose to do this to herself! Who's responsible?! Someone must be, because usually I can simply move into the vortex with her and when she returns her appearance is restored from whatever graffiti and defacement has occurred. This has been positively impossible to remove.

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[championoftime]

Alien flower pollen. TARDIS giving birth. Hard knock to the head during a fight. Struck with a staser...

[The list can go on.]

[peter_vincent]

Whoah, wait, back up a second. That thing can give birth? Suppose that explains why she's a she, but I don't even want to think about the mating process.

[...Except now he is. Dammit!]

[championoftime]

I travelled with an android, once... she decided she liked him.

He was destroyed by my oldest enemy and I knew it wounded her after she tried so adamantly to protect him., so she grew an offspring, in a nursery, based off his construction and ability to mimic people.

There's nothing quite like happening upon an infant version of yourself in a room the TARDIS made by surprise.