How high up on "Narvin's list of potentially shameful, embarrassing, and illicit but fun things" am I?
[Normally he just prefers the carbonation to slow it down, but he accepts the snifter and... well, he doesn't bother to slow it down. Not that it matters much.] Hopefully that horrendous matter of an alternate history hasn't given you aspirations to be like my brother.
[Spam] DARN I'VE BEEN FOILED. By myself. I'm like Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Derp.
[Normally he just prefers the carbonation to slow it down, but he accepts the snifter and... well, he doesn't bother to slow it down. Not that it matters much.] Hopefully that horrendous matter of an alternate history hasn't given you aspirations to be like my brother.