I think I might possibly know another way that Gallifrey might have been saved, but it would require a sacrifice you would be unwilling to make. [And would call into question Narvin's loyalties.] Oh, that's not a happy ending at all! Hasn't anyone told you how happy endings are supposed to go! The princess pricks her finger, falls asleep, they put her in a bed, the pea under the matress gives her bruises and then the handsome prince wisks her off into the sunset where people stop hurting her, and her future dilemmas involve troublesome children.

[He folds his hands over his glass.] Oh, what's so sinister about you liking him?