[That... might not stop Jim from trying. Because Gosh Darn it he has done some evil, evil things, the details of which he would prefer not getting any further around than they already are.]

Well, I'm afraid my story doesn't quite follow either of those particular trends. I hope you won't be too disappointed when we make it to the beginning.

[He takes a deep breath, because nghhgh, he's so freaked out by this prospect, he's going to have to focus on his breathing and reclaim his carefully constructed calm before asking this next bit:]

So where would it suit you best to look through it?