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06 May 2012 @ 06:37 pm

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[The Doctor faces the camera of his journal towards himself with a determined, serious expression. He holds up one finger.]

I've got quite a bit on my mind, and I'd prefer not to lose my temper... however-

[He turns it away, to show his TARDIS painted pink.]

I know the old girl wouldn't choose to do this to herself! Who's responsible?! Someone must be, because usually I can simply move into the vortex with her and when she returns her appearance is restored from whatever graffiti and defacement has occurred. This has been positively impossible to remove.

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championoftime: 7 - what are you waiting for?

championoftime on May 7th, 2012 07:19 am (UTC)

She's not old, she's a classic. [So huffy.]

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Narvinektralonum: head tilt

timesbureaucrat on May 7th, 2012 07:34 am (UTC)

Oh please. The Type 40 isn't a classic, it's geriatric. They were pulled from service before I was even loomed.

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championoftime: 7 - orly

championoftime on May 7th, 2012 07:46 am (UTC)

And she handles a single pilot beautifully. [...No one here has driven enough with him to argue! Fantastic.]

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Narvinektralonum: smug mug shot

timesbureaucrat on May 7th, 2012 07:55 am (UTC)

[And now the Time Lord metaphorical penis-measuring contest has started.]

You've just forgotten what piloting a functional ship feels like. I'm sure your antique can't compare to my Type 98 battle TARDIS.

[Actually, Narvin found it tremendously difficult to pilot her on his own. Fortunately, Kay was picking it up quickly.]

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championoftime: 7 - panicked motion

championoftime on May 7th, 2012 08:01 am (UTC)

Oh a battle TARDIS? I'd like to see how you handled the Psycho-Telemetric Circuits with manual input in one of those.

[I bet you can't even drive stick anymore. Insert scoffing here.]

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Narvinektralonum: eyebrow raise

timesbureaucrat on May 7th, 2012 08:24 am (UTC)

I can handle it just fine, thank you very much. Even if manual input is obsolete technology.

[I can too drive a stick, really!]

And the Type 98 has features that the Type 40 never had. Like a remote TARDIS security system and a dematerialization pause function.

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championoftime: 7 - let's not be hasty

championoftime on May 7th, 2012 08:28 am (UTC)

...Why would you want to pause while you're dematerializing?

[Why would you want your car to bounce like that?]

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Narvinektralonum: observing

timesbureaucrat on May 7th, 2012 08:50 am (UTC)

[Because it's the hot shit that all pimped out TARDISes have.]

There's any number of situations where it could be useful.

[Not that Narvin's encountered one yet, but he's sure they must exist.]

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peter_vincent on May 7th, 2012 04:53 pm (UTC)
comment not here lalalala

[Peter finds this whole conversation crazy and intriguing. He's bored enough to lurk.]

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rass_bestie: omega likes to make an impression

rass_bestie on May 7th, 2012 05:44 pm (UTC)
comment also not here lalalala

[Same, though only because it's amusing.]

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championoftime: 7 - what am I doing here?

championoftime on May 7th, 2012 10:14 pm (UTC)

Half invisible in the middle of a fight perhaps? So they know just where your hostile TARDIS is entering the vortex.

The old girl might have a broken Chameleon Circuit but she's far outwieghed that with her adaptability.

[So what if my car has that weird 60's pink Cadillac paint job, all her parts work and the woven seat cushions are comfy!]

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Narvinektralonum: hmm

timesbureaucrat on May 7th, 2012 11:45 pm (UTC)

It would be useful for luring enemies into a trap. Especially if they couldn't keep up otherwise. [You never know when luring inconveniently slow enemies into a trap might be the perfect strategy. And when it is, Narvin and his Type 98 with its dematerialization pause function will be all over that.]

By "adaptability" I take it that you're referring to the fact that she miraculously hasn't fallen apart yet. I'm sure it's only a matter of time.

[Your car looks like an escapee from a wrecking yard. Seriously, how do you keep it running?]

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championoftime: 7 - oh a gadget!

championoftime on May 8th, 2012 04:31 am (UTC)

I'd like to see how yours is standing up in a couple of millennia.

[These new models just aren't made for longevity like his baby is.]

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Narvinektralonum: MI5 Gallifrey

timesbureaucrat on May 8th, 2012 04:46 am (UTC)

I'm sure the Type 98 will hold up just fine. Besides, I don't need a time capsule that will outlast my own lifespan.

[Dude, your car is older than you are.]

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championoftime: 7 - what do you suppose that is

championoftime on May 8th, 2012 05:34 am (UTC)

Why not? [Boggled, why would someone not want a TARDIS they'd want to be with for that long?]

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Narvinektralonum: three-quarters

timesbureaucrat on May 8th, 2012 05:38 am (UTC)

Well, because after I'm dead...

It's not like the CIA could just re-bond her to someone else. [They *could* with a bit of effort and a time capsule memory readjustment, but he doesn't want them to. He (rather selfishly) wants her to last only exactly as long as he lasts.)

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Chromie: the caster

strangehistorian on May 8th, 2012 03:24 am (UTC)

[Scolding:] Narvin! That's terribly impolite to say about a lady!

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Narvinektralonum: it was't supposed to do that

timesbureaucrat on May 8th, 2012 03:30 am (UTC)

I'm simply stating the truth! She's a decrepit old box. [Narvin fails in tactfulness. Again.]

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Chromie: the caster

strangehistorian on May 8th, 2012 04:27 am (UTC)

[There's a ripple in time, and suddenly there is an ivory priest-staff aimed at Narvin's head. For bonking.]

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Narvinektralonum: SNAFU

timesbureaucrat on May 8th, 2012 04:40 am (UTC)

Ow! [Narvin didn't expect the bonk on the head. It's more surprising than painful.]

I'm...sorry. [He forces the apology out.]

She's a fine looking girl. [He can't stop himself from adding:] For her extreme advanced old age.

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