Well.

So much for my dramatic reveal.

Normally I'm quite the admirer of your dramatics but this time the consequences called for action.

Rex, you're leaving the ship to the inmates and some of the most unreliable wardens to correct. And some of them I know will opt to reset the entire vessel! Regardless of who is still on it!

Let them! [lol Rex is crazy, sorry.]

[Rex! Why so crazy sometimes!] This is what you say now, but if you thought this vessel was torture before it'll become far worse. Insurmountably difficult.

And I'll be long gone.

[Click.]

[Rubbing his head. Ow. He'll get to 'you and your damned companions' gloating later.] How do we fix it?

I don't know. For all of the research he did in my TARDIS his expertise branched to many fields. He was absurdly intelligent especially by human standards. [Less proud of this than he would be normally.] I'm doing my best to talk him into willing resistance.

Please tell me you've gotten better at that over the years? [Because you can't get much worse than 'tell him he has no body before blowing him up.']

I can say with all honesty I'm going to try to keep him from destroying himself and the rest of us with him. [...Maybe? Possibly? We can hope?]

[Omega's going to hope.] Keep me appraised.

Are you in contact?

He's gone, I think. His logic is completely gone. He lost someone important to him a while back and he's been gradually caving.

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For how long?

On and off. She would go and then she would return and she would go again. And it's no secret. The entire Barge had to watch it chipping away at him.

[Never has a Time Lord made him feel so deliciously like fried chicken as Rassilon has.]

Do we have a plan? I don't have a plan, I have no idea what the plan is.

Easy. Make sure I don't die in what I'm about to do.

[Will he explain? Of course not! He's him!]

Oh dear.

Will you need back-up?

I need you to watch my body for me. Sveta's gearing up for something. I didn't know she was capable of this. But I have to stop her before she does something terrible.

WHAT?! Rex Lewis, that annoying, pathetic little whelp who calls himself 'the doctor' or whatever? He did this? He was the cause of that...that whatever he did to me? He's the reason why i'm sitting in zero, powerless? And on my first day as a warden as well! As soon as he fixes me, I'll turn that little whelp into a rat, into a woman, into something! I will make him pay! He will rue the day he decided to meddle with the god of mischief!

[because naturally, rex is the cause of All The Weird Things AND PROPER WARDEN BEHAVIOR, WHAT'S THIS THING KNOWN AS PROPER WARDEN BEHAVIOR.]

I'm not a whelp!

[...wait, no, back to the mission.]

No, you're right, you're something much worse than that you insignificant, pathetic, maladjusted, craven, half-witted piece of slime!

If I'm a half-wit, and I managed all of this beneath your noses, what does it make all of you?

You're pathetic. A fully-powered 'god', and you can't even do anything to stop me.

[CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE.]

Did you really think I'd let you get away with everything you tried to do to me? That you tried to do to her? [Does it matter that Loki never did anything to Wichita? NO. BECAUSE HE TRIED TO WHEN SHE WASN'T ON THE BARGE, AND THAT STILL COUNTS, DUH.]