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[championoftime]

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[He appears on the screen, holding a squirmy mongoose. That terrible jester marionette of his? Still sitting on the back of his couch. He's hesitant because he knows what's been going on, and there's some potentially terrible things that he could be admitting about himself right now. So he's going to try really hard not to!] Harper! This is actually your pet. I'm duty bound to return it to you... I have no idea what it's name is.

[And a pause. Okay! Let's go with-] I know how to play the spoons!

[Really?

That's it?

He sighs in relief.] I was worried for a moment that I was going to say something considerably worse! [He ignores the mongoose considering a voyage down his pullover.] Such as the fact I know I'm the most problematic, repugnant, and unpleasant of the lot of me and I'd been better off not even having gone through this regeneration.

[Wait.] Ignore that bit. [He makes a pissy huff and cuts the feed.]

Comments

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

I'm easily more problematic than you. And I'm sure that our first body has us beaten on unpleasantness. He could be quite grumpy at times.

[championoftime]

True, though he wasn't so bad after a bit. [Once he got over that whole kidnapping the lesser races thing.]

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

So see? Since you're not problematic or unpleasant, that just leaves you with repugnant, which you're not either, so that leaves you with nothing!

[championoftime]

...How about we suffice it to say that I was better when I was you.

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

Of course you were. You've had around three hundred or so more years than I to mess up. It's a simple problem of age.