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[championoftime]

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[He appears on the screen, holding a squirmy mongoose. That terrible jester marionette of his? Still sitting on the back of his couch. He's hesitant because he knows what's been going on, and there's some potentially terrible things that he could be admitting about himself right now. So he's going to try really hard not to!] Harper! This is actually your pet. I'm duty bound to return it to you... I have no idea what it's name is.

[And a pause. Okay! Let's go with-] I know how to play the spoons!

[Really?

That's it?

He sighs in relief.] I was worried for a moment that I was going to say something considerably worse! [He ignores the mongoose considering a voyage down his pullover.] Such as the fact I know I'm the most problematic, repugnant, and unpleasant of the lot of me and I'd been better off not even having gone through this regeneration.

[Wait.] Ignore that bit. [He makes a pissy huff and cuts the feed.]

Comments

[intofireforever]

I don't think you're unpleasant.

[alzarian-youth.livejournal.com]

No you're not!

[fivestepsahead.livejournal.com]

... Tempting fate, Doctor?

[timesbureaucrat]

Actually, I think you're the least problematic of the lot.

[Coming from the Coordinator of the CIA, this probably only helps prove Seven's point.]

[with_discipline]

You're hardly unpleasant, Doctor.

[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

I like you better than the skinny one with the spiky brown hair.

[failed-bluff.livejournal.com]

Hey, you put it out there, I ain't gonna ignore it.

You're not unpleasant, Doc.

[peektuttut]

That's probably the easiest thing to ignore.

[Private]

[collector]

That's ridiculous. If you weren't that regeneration, you'd never have met Bernice, and I would never have acquired a very good friend. [...Okay, so maybe it would have been better if the Seventh Doctor had never existed.]

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

I'm easily more problematic than you. And I'm sure that our first body has us beaten on unpleasantness. He could be quite grumpy at times.

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

The spoons? [Mock disappointment, complete with sad shake of the head.]

[blesseddumbfuck.livejournal.com]

How can anyone who plays the spoons be repugnant?

[Private]

[shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com]

[Have a brightly smiling Time Lord President, Seven.] But you're my favourite. I wish you never had regenerated again. [How's that for a compliment?]

[But now that that is out of the way, there are some other things he needs to talk about.] Omega doesn't know who this person you talked about is either. [And bright grin turns into a slight pout.]

[love-dont-roam.livejournal.com]

...I don't find you to be any of those things, Doctor.

[deusexmechanic.livejournal.com]

Hey! [Harper looks suddenly cheery, and claps a hand against the side of his journal. Yes he's been backreading his own entries.] Mongoose! I wondered what happened to that little critter!

[doctor-of-time.livejournal.com]

Oh, I wouldn't say that. You're hardly unpleasant. Or repugnant. [Not quite addressing "problematic" because, well, that tendency to be destructive isn't exactly something he looks back on fondly.]